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25 Reasons Your Dogs Haircut Costs More Than Yours

Have you ever wondered why your pet's haircut costs more than your own? (Looking at you ladies, and maybe a select few of perfectly coifed gentlemen). I plunk down in a salon chair myself for 3 hours every month to keep my hair in tip top shape. On a recent visit to my girl at Blo as I was scrolling through my endless dog and cat grooming groups on Facebook I came across some hilarious posts about grooming pricing.

Without further ado, here are the 25 Reasons Your Dog's Haircut Costs More Than Yours.


1. You don't try to hump your hairdresser's leg

2. Your hairdresser does not wash your bum

3. You don't play chicken with a skunk right before your appointment

4. You don't pee, poop, or vomit in your hairdresser's chair

5. You don't wait until you're squeaky clean to go potty and sit in it

6. You don't dig your fingernails into your hairdresser's arm

7. You don't roll in dead things

8. Your haircut takes 20-30 minutes, your dog's takes much longer

9. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a manicure and a pedicure

10. You don't have fleas, ticks, or mites

11. Your hairdresser only cuts the hair on your head

12. Your hairdresser does not remove your eye boogies

13. Your hairdresser doesn't clean and pluck your ears

14. You don't try to bite or lick your hairdresser

15. You stay still and don't wiggle, jump, or shake while being worked on with sharp shears

16. You don't come in with mud, foxtails, tar, sap, gum, burrs, urine, or poop stuck to your hair

17. You don't shake and cover everything (including your hairdresser) in soapy water

18. Your hairdresser doesn't have to shave between your toes

19. You can tell your hairdresser when something is wrong, they do not have to guess

20. You don't poop whilst your hairdresser is blow drying your backside

21. Your hairdresser does not cuddle you when you get scared or nervous

22. You don't walk into your hairdresser with hair that has not been brushed in 6 weeks (or 6 months)

23. You don't decide to start an operatic solo as your hairdresser trims your face

24. You don't whip around in a frenzy as your hairdresser works around your sensitive bits

25. Your hairdresser probably won't love you if you do any of the above. In fact, they would probably have you arrested.

Happy Monday!

Oak City Pets

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